Out now · the first book
Park Pass Puns
The Groaniest Puns on Earth!
The groaniest puns on earth, collected from a decade of comment sections, queue lines and very patient family members. Read one out loud at rope drop and watch a stranger sigh.
176 pages. Signed copies ship from Chris directly — every one gets a doodle and a genuinely bad joke on the title page.
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Two ways to groan.
Signed paperback
Signed and doodled by Chris, ships from Utah
$19.99
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Paperback
176 pages · ships from Utah
$14.99
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